Useless AFL Stats
Facebook sensation, Useless AFL Stats is all about having a laugh while taking a deep dive into the most useless AFL stats you'll ever need to know. Hosted by Jack Steele fanboy Mitchell Stevens, UAS Creator Aaron Delaporte and stat guru Liam Crowhurst.
Episodes
37 episodes since 2023
#36 - BrownMo Winner, Golden Jetta, West Coasts Record Comeback
Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln as they chat:- Della's Fremantle misery, hence he's not on the podcast- Joe's Golden Jetta Feat- The BrownMo Medal Winner- West Coast record breaking comeback - 0 to 20 score difference...
August 27, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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37:22
#35 Quadruple Doubles, Highest Point Team Results + Heppell's Snub
Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Dr. Lincoln:- St.Kilda's Primed - Highest Team Points who haven't made finals- Heppell's Essendon record- Most same names in the same games- Red and White teams winning in the same round ...
August 18, 2024
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40:59
#34 - 333 Danger Votes, St.Kilda positive record, Daniher's Breaking Record
Mitchell is back in the host seat with Della and Doctor Lincoln:- Dangers 333rd game with 3 votes- St.Kilda's record that is actually positive- Best and worst goals to behinds ratio record in a season- Port Adelaide Bias or Hate...
August 12, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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49:02
#33 - Sydney's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
UAS admins Della and Lincoln sit down to chat about:- Kardinia Park no longer being the fortress it once was for Geelong- Players realising it's possible to tackle Harley Reid- Port's smashing of Sydney and the subsequent destructio...
August 05, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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32:58
#32 - ft. TrackMyBrown's Adam Keily
Aaron and Lincoln welcome special guest Adam Keily, creator of TrackMyBrown. We chat about some useless stats and the ties - How TrackMyBrown started- Has Browny shied away from his mouldy's as a result of Adam's work?- Why Ad...
July 29, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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53:47
#31 - Doctor Statsman Flies Solo
Lincoln jumps on for a short solo episode and discusses:- Pendles and Sidebottom's less than ideal 300th game as teammates- Rory Lobb finally breaks the 20 disposal mark- The ongoing battle for the Jetta Award*- Biggest differen...
July 22, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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14:59
#30 - Saints Premiership FaVoUrItEs, Most Goals but never First
Mitchell is joined by Della and Lincoln as they chat about:- Saints premiership chances- The only time a top 4 teams percentage was below 100 and a bottom 4 above 100- Most first letter names in a match- Most goals by a player w...
July 08, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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45:29
#29 - Essendon %, 8 Goals 0 Marks, Harrison Petty Goal Stinking
IN - CroweyOUT - Della (Hamstring Awareness)Mitchell is joined by Liam and Lincoln who race to find who the best statsman is.Also we talk about:- Essendons terrible % - Harrison Petty's need to play with Kevin Bartlett<...
July 01, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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58:28
#28 - Spoon to Finals, De Koning Record, Behindless Halves
Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln and Aaron to chat about:- Carlton being amazing- De Koning brothers SuperCoach record- Halves of footy without a behind- North's chances to go from spoon to finals- Most top 10 brownlow from...
June 24, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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47:51
#27 - Doctor Statsman, Lobb v Z Dawson, BT's Record
The Useless AFL Stats crew of Mitchell, Aaron and Dr. Lincoln chat about:- BT's Record- Lobb and Zac Dawsons equal record- North's (tanking) strategy to get the next Harley Reid- Lewis Jetta Award keeps pumping- Dusty Martin...
June 17, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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39:26
#26 - Goalless Winners, Circle of Parity, Lowest Saturday Score
Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Lincoln to chat about:- North Melbourne beating a Harley Reidless West Coast- Suffering through Saints V Gold Coast- The lowest scoring Saturday of all time- Record for goalless quarters to win th...
June 10, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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37:39
#25 - McKay Brothers, 30 Disposal Record, Brownlow Metric
Mitchell is joined with the Stat guys Liam and Lincoln:- Umpiring Frustrations- Brownlow Metric- McKay Brothers record?- Quickest to 30 disposals against all 18 teams- Biggest range between SuperCoach and Fantasy Scores-...
June 03, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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53:52
#24 - The Coach GOAT, Sequential Round Scores, New STATMAN
Mitchell is joined by Co-Host Liam and first timer UAS member Lincoln. - Ken Hinkleys Good/Bad Record- Christ Scott's Crazy Record- Who is the GOAT of Coaches- Saints Still Suck!!!!!!! @%#$- Longest streak of sequential...
May 27, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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48:54
#23 - Crowd Numerology, Record Common Result and Saints Suck
Mitch and Aaron welcome back Liam as they discuss a multitude of Useless AFL Stats!- Saints Suck- Gold Coast Record- Crowd Numerology- Goals + Behinds = Goals and Behinds = Goals which = goals and behinds?- Pendles not a Col...
May 20, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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43:58
#22 - USELSS LIAMLESS PODCAST
Aaron and Mitch are without Liam this week as they talk crap:- Freo and Saints misery- +1 Geelong Headband- Scorigarmy- MEAT AFL ALL STARS- Essendon the worst 3rd ranked team? Ever?
May 14, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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27:20
#21 - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!
Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including:- Jersey Numbers and goals = 69- Geelong's Headband Bandits- Zucchini's are Fruits? - Most disposals without a goal- Freo Supporters - FREE KI...
April 29, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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39:02
#20 - Sir Harley Reid, Square Roots, Hyphenated Mania
In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss- Goal Umpires Conspiracy- Liams Devastating News- How badly North Sucks- Hawkins and Cameron Goalless - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses- Worst Hawks of ...
April 22, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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42:40
#19 ft. Ben Waterworth - Fox Sports Producer and Journalist
Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media:- Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett?- Is Max Laughton a likeable person?- Are Cessna's ...
April 15, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:06:53
#18 Gather Round - Adelaide Pretenders, Boak Cut, Freo NOT Robbed
Mitch, Della and Crowey go through plenty of Useless Stats after Gather Round. - Swallows Milestone Match as Sub- Adelaide's XScore- Boak CUT from the 350 Gamer team- April Fools Team?- Most Double Number Scores
April 07, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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47:36
#17 Ft. Nick Kommer - Biggest Don't Argue, Greatest Dreads, Collingwood Choking
Special guest Nick Kommer, former Essendon player joins Mitch, Aaron and Liam to discuss all the current USELESS stats. Nick chats about his time at Essendon and whether he has recovered from Tex Walker don't argue.
March 25, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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41:41
#16 Ft. Checkers - Choccy Milk Stats, Torp Comps and the most Z's in a Team
Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how ...
March 17, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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47:33
Episode Zero Season 2 - The First Episode
After the first round, round zero, the Useless Stats crew chat about the round, the off-season and answer some of the best useless questions from our subscribers. Make sure you subscribe and rate the show on your preferred streaming service!&nb...
March 11, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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46:47
#14 - Season Finale - Frampton Premiership Player, Pendles + More
Mitchell, Liam and Della chat about the amazing 2023 Grand Final and find all the funny and uesless stats involved. We answer plenty of your questions including worst Grand Final performances, longest period between winning and losing a Grand F...
October 02, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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40:04
#13 - Carlton Analyst and Brownlow Predictor
Liam and Mitchell are joined by Ash Walls from the Carlton Football Club. Ash talks about being part of the data analyst team and why he loves it. We also go through Ash's Monte CHarlo Brownlow predictor program and see who comes out on top!&nb...
September 21, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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55:58